Halloween jokes

What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar? A: “Trike or Treat”?


 * Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?

A: Because he had no BODY to go with.

Why are ghosts so bad at lying? A: Because you can see right through them!

Q: What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle and a ghost? A: A cocker poodle boo. What do moms dress up as on Halloween? A: Mummy here is a skeleton dancinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTgtbpj-dns